Torch the Lawn

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Night before school: I want to look attractive tomorrow
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[Timon:]
Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase

[Pumbaa:]
Hakuna Matata! 
Ain’t no passing craze

[Timon:]
It means no worries for the rest of your days

[Both:]
It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!

[Simba:]
Hakuna Matata?

[Pumbaa:]
Yeah. It’s our motto!

[Simba:]
What’s a motto?

[Timon:]
Nothing. What’s a-motto with you?

[Pumbaa:]
Those two words will solve all your problems

[Timon:]
That’s right. Take Pumbaa here
Why, when he was a young warthog…

[Pumba:]
When I was a young wart hog

[Timon:]
Very nice

[Pumbaa:]
Thanks

[Timon:]
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after every meal

[Pumbaa:]
I’m a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame {Timon: He was ashamed}
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/d/disney-lyrics/hakuna-matata-lyrics.html ]
Thought of changin’ my name {Timon: Oh! What’s in a name?}
And I got downhearted {Timon: How did ya feel?}
Everytime that I

[Timon:]
Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!

[Pumbaa:]
Oh. Sorry

[Both:]
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze

[Simba:]
It means no worries for the rest of your days

[All:]
It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna!

[Simba:]
It means no worries for the rest of your days

[All:]
It’s our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
(Repeats)

[Pumbaa:]
I say “Hakuna”

[Timon:]
I say “Matata”

Ha-kuuu-na Matata

Hakuna Matata(repeat while fading loud to soft)